i just ate a green one and it tastes like sugary grass
i just ate an orange one and it tastes like tangerine
i just ate a pink one and it tastes like cherry and something else
i just ate a yellow one and it tastes like pineapple or lime or something
i just ate a red one and it tastes like cherry and fruit punch
i just ate another orange one and it tastes terrible
i just ate a baby blue one and it tastes like soap
i just want to spit soap at my ex boyfriend’s face
i just wanted to add that because i know he’s reading this
right now

hello ex boyfriend
you can stop reading now